“Please tell me this is the North Pole, you’re my elves the reindeer are outside and I didn’t forget Christmas.”
  

“That darn santa union with their jobs for everyone equal opportunity policy. Goodbye christmas tradition.”
   

“Best idea I’ve had yet moving from the north pole to Pattaya. Now, give me that naughty girls list”
    

“ D o e s n ’ t speak a word of English, but we hit it off and we’ve been drinking pals ever since we met.”
  

“You know, Marge, standing up here I feel as though I could fly away free as a bird.”

“I’m Favoring number 9. She just seems more poised and confident than the others. Great legs and smile, too.”

“This has to be a world record for most human poundage concentraed in one small place on earth.”
  

“What do you mean you’re ready to come out of the closet?” 

“This is the last time I book an ‘exotic holiday adventure’ on some Fly-By-Night discount travel agency on the internet.”