“I thought I was getting somewhere with her until she whis pered sweet talk in a baritone voice.”

“He says he wants to buy our model house so he can have a home where he can entertain his friends.”

“Oh, Do forgive me, Count. I thought you said ‘Here’s to maternal life’”.

“The guy who sold her this as a family car must’ve thought it was for a family of Pygmies.”

“ Common, mom, you know this is the only work I can do that pays a decent wage.”

“It makes you want to go in just to finally experience truth in advertising in Pattaya."